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Il Nebraska... A caval donato non si guarda in bocca, però...

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In the spirit of making an easy life for me. Can U.K. please have Arkansas? This is entirely based on knowing someone from Little Rock years ago who thought I sounded like Hugh Grant and I therefore assume I’d just have to vibe and tell witty anecdotes to be fed and watered.

Also in terms of half in half out conversion, I think Iceland (being full of easy going fighters and creatives) would go really well in Portland, Oregon as a base, from which they could stock up on fish, then storm the whiter more racist bits of Oregon, like the Vikings they obvs are.

I too had a quiet Xmas….

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I’m reeling at the thought of Nigerian New York. That’s just amazing. Bring it on.

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This is absolutely glorious and feels like the literary version of the Disaster Girl meme

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LIBYA????

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