Hello!
Hello. Here are some things!
The funniest things to put in your will, in my opinion
(inspired by a pub conversation with a friend - I have no idea how wills work, please do not correct me on this, thank you)
# A lock of your hair, to be sent to specifically not your closest friends but like, ten acquaintances picked at random
# On a similar note: a collection of something very specific - maybe all your hats, or every biography you own - to someone you’d not seen in years, with a note like “always made me think of you x” even though it has nothing to do with them, just to torment them
# The right to read every private message you’ve ever sent, to one friend, but they have to swear beforehand that they won’t tell anyone about any of it
# To someone you secretly never liked: a selection of great novels but with some of the pages ripped off, in such a way that it’s not immediately obvious they were removed
# Exactly ten pounds to someone who didn’t like you, though I can’t tell if a ten pound note or a bank transfer would be funnier
# A handwritten letter to every person you fancied, because I feel like it’s always nice to know that someone fancied you? Even if there’s not much to be done about it? The letter should, obviously, be uncomfortably horny
# All your socks to someone you think would really hate the thought of people assuming they had a foot fetish
# Several very large posters of random people like Christina Aguilera or Nick Clegg, bought pre-mortem then sent to a good friend, to make them think that there was a weird hidden part of your life you never told anyone about
# Some pieces of gossip you couldn’t tell anyone about while alive, written on pieces of paper and couriered to a selection of people who may then spread them as they see fit
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